Where Have All The Hashers Gone??
With Summer still going full blast,I arrived at Sportsmans with the thought of A) where to go for a live hash, B) who would be my co-hare (if any) and C) why the fuck is it still hotter than a cat in a wok outside?? It’s freaking October, for Chrissakes! So I’m sitting in the restaurant with Blacksheep and Blue Balls when, like clockwork, Sunshine shows up to make the heat and my efforts worthwhile. Thanks God… you’re a cruel SOB! Later on other missing hashers filter in with the likes of Pinhead, Florence, Mattresspad and longtime no-show Cantopoop! Seems our Canto crooner has been studying on Saturdays for the pre MBA program test. Careful, son or you might just price yourself right out of the market! Naturally, just before we board the bus, Boxy Pussy makes her big entrance but this time, not more than 2 weeks after S’alaam A’lami leaves for the hostile combat environment of Afghanistan, she brings in another boy toy!! Yes, she cums in with “Lucky”, her short, hairy, well hung little S’alaam proxy. Wonder why he’s named “Lucky”???
When In Doubt, Faceplant Square It Is!!
Platterpuss, With no mismanagement support team (Shoeless Ho! fucked off to the U.S. to buy anthrax and Soggy Biscuit is still out shopping for a girlfriend in Thailand) to take the slack and no Kiwis to take the piss out of (Can anyone here say “FRANCE”??), chose the redoubtable hash can’t-go-wrong location Faceplant Square as a starting point. Knowing that in the future there would be days like this, Ed was chosen as co-live hare to learn the ropes and be a future setter of the greatest hashes ever. Of the 13 hashers this day, three were walkers, two hares and the rest somewhere in between. “Lucky” we weren’t so sure about, but definitely he wasn’t the only dog on the hash today! Soon they were off and the trail proved to be an eclectic mix of scenic mountain ridge paths, valley meadows, and incredible rash inducing high grass! The hash ended in the lake park not far from FP Square and “The Intersection” where hashers came in from various locations, a the real runners ending where it was actually set! Rumor had it that “Lucky” did get lucky.
Laziest Circle Ever!!
After everyone had circled up, it was decided that vessels would not be needed (due to lack of a pourer and cleaner) and down downs would be consumed straight from the can. After the obligatory infractions, the accusations got wild with Boxy Pussy hogging the floor and then Screwer counter accusing! Good thing neither hasher really drinks that much or a lot more beer would have been gone and they would have to be carried back to the bus! Afterwards, we all headed to the Xinjiang place on Huanshi Dong where Ed was able to make new friends at the restaurant using his Paki learned Arabic greetings and come-ons with the boys…
On On!!
Platterpuss
Upcumming Hashes:
Oct 13 (906): TBD
Oct 20 (907): TBD
Oct 27 (908): TBD
Oct 31(909): (HALLOWEEN HASH!!) – hares Platterpuss & TBD
Annual Yangshuo DIY Hash Cumming Up November 17!
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