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Possibly The Worst Ever??
Possibly due to excitement over the upcumming away beach hash and the desire to save energy, a goodly number of GZH3 regulars were not seen cavorting in Sportsman’s early Saturday afternoon. Come on! It isn’t that bad! You’ll get your food within at least an hour of ordering la!! Maybe it was the overcast weather. Regardless, by the time the bus took off for the infamous cement factory of Luo Gang, there was a dedicated core of about 20 hashers and a newby hasher, Kelsey, who was in Guangzhou to track down the child laborers that put together his shoes and shirts for some crazy project on writing a story about the underpaid slaves that keep Chinese officials in their Mercedes Benzes and northern mistresses.
Most Predictable Hash Ever!!!
After being dropped off at the plant, the hash started off the only way it ever could with Soggy Biscuit and Shoeless Ho (live hares) in charge. A few ignored checks later, hashers were well on on after the hares on the path well worn. Just a small aside, but in the future, you may want to consider NEVER starting a live hash from the cement factory again. After a couple of clever checks that had the crowd guessing, it all led to the 20 minute delay backcheck in which no one crossed a disease infested cesspool of a creek. Interestingly, the hares suddenly appeared yelling and screaming for hashers to try to catch them. Realizing the proximity of Faceplant Square at this point, Platterpuss was in hot pursuit and caught the hapless Shoeless Ho and proceeded to give him a famous Canadian beatdown: Death in the Circle!
Shows disgust ........ Yet so eager to drink.....
Maybe it was the weather (again), maybe it was the fact that GM Pippy Uglystockings and other Chiper Canadian were not present, but the circle definitely wins the award for fastest to put you to sleep. Mind you, there were a couple of glowing moments, such as having Ken’s friend Kitty drink tons of beer and winning the Broken Hymen look-alike award and putting Sophia on ice for a possible hash naming! Shoeless Ho was awarded a nice big down down out of his brand new trail running shoes which will hopefully have him setting better hashes in the future!
A New Name for an Old Girl?
Well after having her sit in her previously dry denim skirt for about 20 minutes on a cold block of ice, poor Sophia’s lips were turning about as blue as her color coordinated outfit for night clubbing later on. After much deliberation (since she did request a hash name be given), it was decided that she would NOT be given a name that day!! Poor girl. But it was not for nothing as she got properly doused in beer by most hashers.
TsingTao Beer! Goes with snake, chicken, lamb AND cat!
Special Props and Thanks!!
Allow me to take a line or two here to thank young Ben, the possible lost son of Pussysniffer for unfucking our long fucked up (thanks Pussysniffer) website. It is improved, better looking and all we need is YOUR participation for updating it!! Go to www.gzh3.com to see past pics and hash trashes.
On On,
Platterpuss
Upcumming Hashes:
888: NanAo, Shenzhen biiiatch (beach) Weekend!!
889: Normal Hash Run
890: GZH3 Old Tymers Hash!! Bring canes!!
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