| Austin Powers: Genius physics professor that finally got Zhongshan University online and was sent to Liverpool as a reward. One of the original GZH3 "Foreskins" singing quartet. |
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Yan Can Suck: Sweet and pure French girl known to be the best English student in her class and famous for the escape & evasion abilities of her dates in the Hong Kong Metro during Rugby 7s. |
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| Faceplant: Famous for getting in fights with and then head butting boulders. |
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A Sheep Called Scheisser: Kiwi former RA and Macau gambling boss famous for famous last second namings such as "Ropes of Creamy Semen". |
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| Mr. Clean: Does a great pirate impersonation "Arrrr...Arrrr" and famous for singin' da blues in Guangzhou... |
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Horny Lama: Former RA that set the standard and Scribe. He never came back from a hash without blood somewhere. Famous "Horny Lama Award" named for him. |
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| Minicock: Ivy League grad that Hared shitloads of hashes until he got a decent paying job. |
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Strap On: Former GM, Hash Cash, RA and hare chauffer. Because of him, girls working in saunas and barber shops all over Guangdong can retire in luxury. |
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| Burning Bush: Sichuan Hottie, former Grand Mattress and all around eye candy. |
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Dick Magnet (DMPI): Former GM that brought good old fashioned German humor back to GZ: "To Zee Showaaaaars!!" |
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| Shiggy: Former GM of Damascus Hash, globetrotting diplomat serving her majesty and offending people of all nationalities and races! |
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Butch Cindy: Hash Menstrual that kept the bus singing all the way to the site and back. Finally was given position of Hash Mute. |
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| Caveman: Perennial winner of the Weather Report Contest, Hash Cash that put GZH3 in the black and only hasher that doesn't live in GZ whose attendance numbers keep growing! Also a member of "The Foreskins" |
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Spiderman: Former GM, alpha male and Yangshuo mountain trailblazer. Favorite quote: "If you lose your focus, you're FUCKED!" |
